and just when i didn't think the haikus couldn't get worse...

i figured i'd share today's coffee cup haiku, brought to you by christopher dennis from arlington, ma... another green mountain coffee haiku contest winner (thanks, chris):

because some things do

amount to a hill of beans

drink some green mountain

now, i think he's saying that when life amounts to a hill of shit, drink coffee? no thanks.  i don't know what i'll do the next time life amounts to a hill of beans, but i surely won't reach for a cup of green mountain coffee.

sorry for being an asshole, i'm cold.